I, like the responding Guru don't know whether to laugh or cry after reading this post in the latest "Got Plans"
Manassas, thanks for NOTHIN': I wrote you guys last week -- I was hoping you'd offer some advice for a date night outing my wife and I were finally able to do after finding a babysitter. You guys snubbed me! So we ended up taking a video from our library, went to McDonald's and watched it in the minivan's DVD player in the parking lot. Thanks for NOTHING!
I hope that I never manage to reach that level of... well, lame I guess.